We're From The Government - We're Here To Protect You

Good Morning......


The mad scientists of the US Government, in concert with the Fed, the IMF, and The World Bank and private banking worldwide, have joined forces to protect the peasants.....

This team of "Protectors" has been scouring foul and stinking graves during midnight harvesting missions. They've taken the dead, dying and diseased parts of the government and financial "industries" and cobbled the parts together into a Savior.

They've conducted secret experiments in their "laboratories" deep beneath the castle on the hill. And finally, with a stroke of masterful genius, ( and congressional complicity), they've fired a multi-trillion dollar (oh yeah) a multi-trillion dollar lightning bolt into it, creating the ultimate protector. In their omnipotent genius....... They've given us:

BANKENSTEIN

All Hail Bankenstein!

....... Yes Bankenstein - a lumbering, staggering, multi-headed beast that communicates with irrational, indecipherable bursts of techno/finance gibberish called Bankenbabble. Bankenstein need not communicate coherently. The fact that Bankenbabble doesn't make sense to we simple peasants, only further demonstrates our need for him and his masters.

Bankenstein is cheap to feed.

1) He eats real value, cash, tax revenue, interest, earnings and savings (past, present and future). (All stuff that peasants produce)

2)He eats unsecured debt and accurate but devastating financial and accounting reports. (All stuff that mad scientists produce).


3)His primary source of nutrition is thankfully free and unlimited.....
- simply, all the worthless money the Fed can print.

Bankenstein's excrement?

1) He excretes the debt of the mad scientists (which he perversely and considerately re-ingests)

2)He excretes the processed profit for the mad scientists, which they sift from his waste and hoard.

3) He excretes favorably adjusted accounting and financial reports.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.........

4) Bankenstein excretes insurmountable debt and poverty for the peasants. This, the predominant element of his excrement, floods unrestricted from the beast. It's of course carefully managed by spreading it a mile deep on the surrounding peasant villages. It's a wonderful gift. It's a fertilizer that'll help grow our peasant economy.

No wonder I feel that everything is warm and peaceful...

Gosh, think Bankenstein will be rewarded with a mate... huh?
Gosh I wonder if they'll name her
Marsha, Marsha Law....?

But hey, really, how much "protection" do we peasants really deserve?